Wook wook, Dada, FIVE cars!!!!

Jack has not yet mastered the capacity to make the 'L' sound. So everything you would say with an l at the front of it or pretty much anywhere in the word is missing in action when Jack tries to say it.
'I wuv you, Dada.'

'No wike it, Mama, no wike it.'

'Wet's watch.............Monster-A-wee-ans?' (Monsters vs. Aliens)

Want some.......choco-wit mee-ook, Dada, want some choco-wit mee-ook?'

'One, two, free.'

'Wook wook Dada, A found a am-bwoo-wance.' (Look look father, I located my ambulance.)

Prayer time is also a lot of fun;

'Pwease bwess fam-bweeee, pwease bwess cars'a'running, pwease bwess Dada job an' Mama job...'

'Pwease bwess Bishop Smiff, pwease bwess Pwesident Mooooooon-soooooon..........'

'Pwease bwess Ameeeee and An-fon-eeeeee.........'

'Pwease bwess chips, and nugg-gets and sawsa ketchup......'

'A tank you a nursery, A tank you a fwendsssssssss......'

Jack can also count to 5. Meaning that if you hand him 3 cars and ask him to count them, he says, 'One, two, free. Wook, wook, Mama, FIVE cars.'

Or if there are 10 toes, he says, 'One, two, free, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Wook, wook, Dada, FIVE toes!'

It's either way cute, or I'm a crappy teacher.

Also, the only pronoun Jack possesses is 'she.' So that means that anytime anything happens to anybody, 'she's' coming, or 'she's' here.

As in, 'Wook wook, Dada, amboowance. She's taking na merrrrrrrr-gency. See a'doctor.'

Yes, Jack.

'Goes whee-ooo, whee-oooo.'
'Wook WOOK Dada, FIRETRUCK!!!!! Goes wheeee-oooooo, wheee-oooooo!!!'