The Chocolate Bunny's blood ran thick that day, as the Bunny died a horrible, messy death. His demise will be remembered forever. Or, as long as I have this blurry picture to remind me.
Your honor, as you can see from this picture, the defendant showed absolutely no remorse whatsoever, and actually took pleasure in the demise of my former client, Mr. Chocolate Bunny.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I now address you. Does this look like the face of contrition?
I say again, it does not.
The deed already complete, the culprit just waits to be wiped.
The Chocolate Bunny's blood ran thick that day, as the Bunny died a horrible, messy death. His demise will be remembered forever. Or, as long as I have this blurry picture to remind me.
Your honor, as you can see from this picture, the defendant showed absolutely no remorse whatsoever, and actually took pleasure in the demise of my former client, Mr. Chocolate Bunny.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I now address you. Does this look like the face of contrition?
I say again, it does not.
The deed already complete, the culprit just waits to be wiped.
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