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I like my peanut butter creamy. If I wanted to eat peanuts, I would eat peanuts. Don't go putting no nuts in my butter. My toothbrush is Sonicare, my transportation is Toyota, my preference is cats. I like dogs too, as long as they're not the small yippy-yappy type. As you can see, I am perfectly normal. My third nipple is hard to see, so, again, as far as you can see, I am perfectly normal. My family is lovely. There is the love of my life, Heather, a tall beatifull, cool drink of water if there ever was one. My son is Joaquin, pronounced Wxa-keen, like Joaquin Phoenix. We just call him Jack, or Bubba Jack. They are the most beautiful people in the world. I have pictures to prove it. Blogs away!